Just one more - I promise.... Don't confuse web design with sex. The web is NOT a magazine, it's not TV, it's not the real word. Foreplay is not necessary - so, please, drop the flash, the javascript, the blinking, buzzing, whirling images - I do not want to bop the monkey to win! I'm begging you here! I'll get in my car and drive to the store! This is my last warning!

LOL (I told you my penchant for cracking myself up was embarassing! I won't even mention "snoot juice!")